Sunday School

I don’t normally like to handle kids, especially those from the age of 5 and above. Below 5, cute. Above 5, pain in the ass. In church yesterday, I was just standing outside the nursery room and the kids were being noisier than usual. So I went in to have a look. Huah. Monkeys. Seriously. Screaming, fighting, gay hugging each other, 7  to 8 kids were jumping on the table.

I looked over at the sunday school teacher and only 3 or 4 children were listening while more than 10 children were running around. So i tried to help out. Broke up some fights between them. Identified a boy who would go around hitting people for no good reason and then start fighting. Well, he tried to fight back. Let’s just say he tried his best. NIce effort. But a 5 year old against a 21 year old. You can picture it. Me holding his 2 hands above his head. He tries to kick me. I use another hand to hold his legs. So hes left hanging in the air.

Of course there were nice kids too. Put sweets in their mouth, soak it with their saliva, chew on the wrapper and then say, “Uncle, please open this sweet for me”. Me smilingly say, no problem.  Thinking, even all the dettol in the world cant get rid of this slimy shit. Uncle? haha. Somehow I like it.

Anyways, I approached the sunday school teacher and offered to try and help control the kids. From next week onwards, no more fun for the kids. Whoever fights or screams is gonna get a 10 minute time out in a separate room under the supervision of Mr Ezra Lee himself. How does that sound =D. Maybe I wanna help out, or maybe I just like kicking asses. Yea, I know. I cant pick on someone my size. I am a coward. So imma just pick on a sure win opponent

Badminton costed over rm1k today

I lost my wallet and hp after playing badminton today. My wallet contains 200 cash which i just got yesterday, gym membership card, 1 credit card, 3 debit cards and my IC. This is my 3rd IC =.=. FML! I think the government is going to strike it rich by just selling IC’s to me. I am expecting a mega bomb from my mum later. U thought Hiroshima and Nagasaki were bad? The worst is yet to come, later.

Had a yamcha session with my friends at Soho the day before. And saw a guy drinking alcohol using a straw from glasses set on fire. Pretty cool stuff. I have the pictures. BUT ITS IN MY HP. So you guys are just gonna have to imagine it yourself. Haha. This might be my final post guys (if i do get slain by my mum). Ezra was pawned for 250 gold. Owning!

Always look at the brighter side of life. Erm, my hp change might happen earlier? Iphone or Blackberry? or nokia 3310 blue screen with monophonic ringtones.

Malaysia slides in corruption ranking

Read this in msn news. (http://news.malaysia.msn.com/regional/article.aspx?cp-documentid=3710014)

Malaysia defends slide in corruption ranking

Malaysia on Wednesday defended its slide in global corruption rankings, which came despite much-vaunted anti-graft campaigns, saying it will “take some time” (take forever. look at how they even put ” ” on it. feel the sarcasm?) to purge corruption.

Malaysia on Wednesday defended its slide in global corruption rankings, which came despite much-vaunted anti-graft campaigns (empty talks), saying it will “take some time” to purge corruption.

Watchdog Transparency International said this week that Malaysia fell to 56, from 47 last year, on a league table of 180 countries surveyed around the world and that graft had hit “alarming” levels.

Prime Minister Najib Razak pledged to tackle corruption, which is endemic in Malaysian government and society, when he came to power in April. (Ya right! Whatever you say)

His predecessor Abdullah Ahmad Badawi had been forced to quit, partly over his failure to fulfil his own anti-graft ambitions.

“Malaysia is committed to weed out corruption. It will take some time. It will not be weeded out overnight. We are confident that in the next ranking exercise, we will see an improvement,” said Trade Minister Mustapa Mohamed. (I will be glad enough if we dont drop further by looking at our current situation)

In a media briefing he insisted that the issue was not harming Malaysia’s competitiveness. (not harming the top politicians. Only harming the people)

“In my interactions with (business leaders) they are confident results will come. It is not a big factor in their investment decisions,” he said

Meteor shower

My good friend told me that at 5am today there will be meteor shower so I woke up at 5am. I also asked the house guard to look out for meteors and call me if he sees a lot. Results after looking in the sky for half an hour til neck also kejang d: I saw one, He saw one, My gf saw one. Pfft. Off to sleep. ZZzzz

Spending my holidays

Since I didn’t see anything worthy of blogging and I did not have a divine enlightenment on super mega bullshit ideas, I am just gonna blog about what I did today. Woke up at 7am. Was thinking of going with my parents and grandma to have breakfast and then follow them to market for a stroll. Went to eat breakfast. I ordered 2 plates but only 1 came. Boss, how can 1 plate be ever enough for a human? But  was lazy to wait so didn’t bother ordering again. Maybe even the boss is trying to indirectly tell me, pal, its time you lose some weight? My reply would be, i am just a lil  fat BUFF.

Went to market. My mum went to look at some shoes after buying fish. I had to stand by the car to make sure we don’t get a summon since there was no parking and we had to park on the yellow line. I gotta tell you. The amount of time women take to buy shoes, men would have went to the moon and came back. And she didn’t just buy one. She bought 2 pairs. We could have been to the moon and back twice! So there I was looking after the car while my parents went to look at shoes.

Came back home. Pawned a few asses in dota playing with my bro. One of the few times that I don’t feed. Probably because I had pro team mates.

Took a short nap. Two of my aunties came around in the evening. My grandma cooked dinner super early. By 4pm i had finished eating. Thought of going back home to rest a while before heading to the gym. When i reached home, saw my little brother watching Naruto. Planned to just sit there a lil while, while waiting for my food to digest but ended up sitting there the whole evening. There goes my gym plan XD.

Had dinner the 2nd time cos the food was irresistible at home. Well,  pork and fish sounded too much for me to resist.

After dinner, I had a sudden craving for ice cream. So went out with my gf to McD to grab one Mcflurry. Btw, in my opinion, McFlurry ROCKS. Seriously guys. Its only rm 4.95 inclusive of tax but it tastes much better than those wallet burning, money vaporizing, taste disappointing ice creams from places such as Desserts. Certainly not my personal favourite.

Oh ya, tonight I saw the 2nd meteor for this year. The first one we saw was early this year and it happened so fast that we didn’t realise. But today, the meteor was closer and bigger. And we managed to see it for about 3 seconds =) Blue, big lump of shit dropping from the sky.

The one we saw looked something like this.

Not a bad sight =). Had lemon peng (my official favourite drink). I love it with a lil bit of salt. Really quenches thirst effectively. Headed back home to sleep.

Life’s biggest mysteries

Here are the top 3 mysteries in life that we all want to know (I guess).

NUMBER 3:

Why is shit brown?

The color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color.

Number 2:

Why do black people have white palms? (taken from couzy’s blog)

Because everyone has to have a little good in them. hahahaha. I saw this posted on wiki answers.

The palms of the hands and soles of the feets have no pigments in the skin, and therfore no melanin will be there to create darker skin pigments from the sun, same with lighter skinned people e.g caucasians, the rest of the skin may tan but not the soles of their feet nor the palms of their hands, its not just people of black skin colour, its for people all over the world, south america, indeginous north americans, arabians, asians, aborigines etc . . .

****Number 1****

Why do men have nipples?

Couldn’t find the answer to this. I guess we have 1 more mystery left. =S

I lost my virginity

I just got my first parking summon. I was having dinner. Was feeling lazy so didn’t look for a proper parking space. Just parked at the nearest place to the restaurant. Right next to it, the taxi place. 1 hour plus later. Came out after dinner. It was raining heavily. Little that I know my “virginity” had been taken. I drove all the way back (15 minutes drive back).  When I reached home, I received a call asking me to check my car. Cos their “virginity” had been taken too. Went out. And saw my ravaged piece of summon. I had to carefully lift it up to protect it from further damage which had been done on the 15 minutes ride back.

(my sad car after virginity taken)

What are all those people looking at? Don’t they have compassion? Give it some alone time and space to heal ya’all. Not stare at it. Wtf?

I went to the police station to pay today. Guess what, they got my car plate number wrongly. So i am going to have to go there again tomorrow to change it.  So don’t bother looking for a lambo with that car plate.

Well, it’s ok because as I was taking a walk in Bintang Mall, guess what i found. A million ringgit. No joke. In the rubbish bin somemore.

Miri people can afford to throw 1 million in the rubbish bin while the rest of the world is facing economy crisis.

Get raped at Qing Xiang

Spanich with vegetables, Rape with Oyster Sauce?

After our finals today, we decided to go for dinner together to celebrate. And since I had never tried a vegetarian restaurant before, I suggested we try one.  All I can say is that we got more than we expected. Besides having a nice dinner, we had quite a good laugh, looking at the menu. The picture above is part of the menu. Notice Rape With Oyster Sauce. LOL. i was considering whether to order that dish but the rape word kind of scared me off. I bet they have a team of rapists crouching somewhere in the restaurant ready to rape whoever orders that. You can even choose your favourite flavour. The recommended rape would be with Oyster Sauce.  Well, looking through the menu, we had more surprises coming our way. I was struggling to control myself from laughing out loud while the waitress was taking our orders.

Gree Apple (Green Apple), Piheapple (Pineapple), Cucamber (Cucumber), Carrat (Carrot)?

Peart Milk Tea (Pearl), Bluebrry (Blueberry), Ice Blanded (Blended), Passian Fruit (Passion), Stornberry (Strawberry)?

French Fried (Past Tense)?

That’s about all of the interesting things in their menu. The food was quite good. Especially the Curry Fish and the Bean Curd. It doesn’t taste like real fish but it tastes good.  I would love to put some pics but before I could take photos, they were in my stomach. I will try not to rush and pig into my food next time guys. Actually, I am not a big fan of taking  pictures while eating. Kinda looks sakai. Foods are for eating. Not for seeing =).

After dinner, went to Boulevard for a walk. Heard the song I Gotta Feeling by Black Eye Peas while taking a stroll. Kinda down today after getting raped (oyster flavoured) by my final paper, Engineering Programming.

By the way Qing Xiang is one of the best vegetarian restaurants here (according to my friend). Its located around Boulevard area, near 88 coffeeshop, near courts mammoth, near maybank. Thats the best description of the place using my cacat-ed sense of direction.

I Gotta Feeling

( Special thanks to Sabrina for doing this for me)

I gotta feeling that tomorrow night’s gonna be a good night
That tomorrow night’s  gonna be a good night
That tomorrow night’s gonna be a good, good night

Tomorrow night’s the night, let’s live it up
I got my belly, let’s eat it up
Go out and pig it out like oh my God
Jump off that LT chair, let’s get, get off

I know that we’ll have a feast
If we get down and go out and just eat it all
I was stressed out, I wanna let it go
Let’s go way out spaced out and losing all control

Fill up my cup, mozoltov
Look at lokek dancing, just take it off
Let’s throw our books, we’ll be free of it
Let’s burn the notes, and then we’ll do it again

Let’s do it, let’s do it, let’s do it, let’s do it
And do it and do it, let’s live it up
And do it and do it and do it, do it, do it
Let’s do it, let’s do it, let’s do it

tomorrow is the last day of our finals so…

(no more wata, no more suck it, no more pawa) *inside joke*

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Malaysia’s Robot technology

I know this news is a few weeks old but it is so retarded that I cant stop myself from blogging about it. The world is moving forward with robots, AI and other advance technologies. What is Malaysia and particularly UMNO doing about this (since we dont have much fundings left after spending about 525m a year on national  service and about 500m a year on funding our new F1 team). UMNO: I know, lets make our citizens like robots.

Puteri Umno wants the government to ban the production of horror, mystical and superstitious movies, claiming such films can weaken the faiths of the Muslim in the country (the star online).  First of all, I dont think Muslim’s faith or any religion’s faith can be so easily weaken. Next, they should be taking steps to strengthen the faith of the muslims.  Like holding talks or ceramah or training. This is just completely not solving the problem.

Example, since we have a lot of car accidents, what we do is we hold better training for drivers to-be, we hold regular checks, campaigns. What we don’t do is, “ok lah. since u all drive always accident, from now on no need to use car. Don’t use car means no accident liaw”. Have problem with students failing exams? Well, lets come out with a law banning students from failing. If they fail, we throw them in jail. Problem solved. Geez UMNO.

If horror movie scares you, don’t watch, moron! How hard is that. I think our government have done what they should, which is setting up warnings before the screening of movies such as PG12, 13 SG, SX. After giving the necessary warnings, if they still want to proceed, they should be allowed to.  The only thing that separates us from pathetic robots is the ability to make decisions. Why don’t you ban KFC because KFC is bad for health, ban cola, ban everything and finally ban banning too. wtf?

Start acting like leaders of our country and make decisions that are good for our economy and welfare of the people. Stop acting as if you’re our mum!